Q and A

The following are a few questions which I'm frequently asked and tire from answering. My responses aren't usually said aloud, but I aim to be less sheepish.

|Q| Are you straight or gay?
|A| Do you wanna fuck?

|Q| Why don't you eat meat?
|A| Because I'm better than you.

|Q| What do you eat?
|A| CHONPS, mostly.