word ov thee day

Masturbatory

Hey, I don't make this stuff up. This is the month of May, no?

Sources:
cracked.com
wonkette.com

Running

I've been neglecting my running shoes for the past few months, so I'm setting a goal of at least ten miles a week for the next month. I ran two miles in sixteen minutes today, which is two minutes shy of my (slow) personal best. I miss the hills of Blacksburg, they made running interesting. I'm gonna drown that nostalgia in homemade pizza. Cheers.

Contrasting Tones

Today I bought Joanna Newsom's The Milk-Eyed Mender.

I don't care what anyone else thinks, I like harps.


See him fashion a cap from a page of Camus;
see him navigate deftly this side of the blue.

On Tour

June 12, 2007
Melt Banana
Washington DC BLACK CAT

I plan on being there. Anyone wanna ride shotgun?