Q and A

The following are a few questions which I'm frequently asked and tire from answering. My responses aren't usually said aloud, but I aim to be less sheepish.

|Q| Are you straight or gay?
|A| Do you wanna fuck?

|Q| Why don't you eat meat?
|A| Because I'm better than you.

|Q| What do you eat?
|A| CHONPS, mostly.

Ahmadinejad, FTW.

I get the impression that Mahmoud could kick my ass in a game of Risk. Actually, I can't ever remember winning a game of Risk.

Fuck it.

My point is this:
If the United States of America attacks Iran, I'm outta here.

Then, just like the '60s, we won't get very far.